Comic & Sons
This is the game publisher of the future that customers will trust to spend their hard earned money on overpriced DLCs and unfair loot boxes.
About Me
Every company starts with a mission and our mission is world domination. For what are profits or market shares if you can spread a technocratic dictatorship across the globe as well? That's why I sit in a basement without daylight day after day, because I'm my only employee in this great company. And in the absence of fresh oxygen, my brain is developing new fresh ideas that will soon dominate the world.
Does it spark Joy?
Joy is the core of a fulfilled life. And what radiates more joy than a stock photo of laughing people? Surely, these stock photo models played my game before the photo was taken, otherwise they would not laugh their f*cking ass off. But let them just laugh at me, because without them realizing it will increase my power and eventually their mockery will turn into their bondage!
Believing yourself is the way to success!
The plans of our company see a big future for the gaming industry!
- First, we will release "Paco the Jungle Duck" and many people will buy this game with overpriced DLCs and Loot Boxes.
- Then we will buy EA with this money, because how expensive can it be?
- In addition, we will fire the managers of EA and replace them with horses. Even Caligula used this very popular management strategy and since then horses have proven to be the better people.
- Trump wants to buy Greenland, but we will buy the whole world, because nobody expects that!
- From then on, we will rule the world and everyone is exposed to the arbitrariness of our company. Everyone will be required to play our mediocre indie games with an overused pixel look. And the world will be a better one